Urban Dictionary meme

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I was tagged by :iconpizza-tron-2010:

1. What's your name?


An extremely common female name.
person 1: What's that girl's name?
person 2: Jessica

(yeeesh that's kinda harsh..... :icononionemocornerplz:)

2. How old are you?


23
The greatest number of all time.

Reasons why: It is...

1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
20. the number of the Illuminati.
21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).
Michael Jordan IS number 23. Be like Mike.

(:iconshockplz: SHEESH! it's just a number!)

3. Who is one of your friends?


The most gorgeous girl you have ever seen.

She has big beautiful eyes and she is small but so cute that you want to pick her up

She smiles all the time and when she smiles it makes you want to smile

She's gorgeous shes is so Diana
Look at those beautiful eyes she is so Diana

(:iconaxellover874: oh my god I am so sorry :iconpetrifiedplz: I was not expecting that)

4. What should you be doing?


in graffiti terms: getting your name (tag) up
i've seen 20 of his tags just today! damn, he's getting up!

(what the hell does that mean?!)

5. What's your favorite color?


The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.

(I'm just gonna keep this one, I was gonna put the color pink too because I've started to like that color, but the definition it gave me I said NO)


6. What's your birthplace?


Look- everyone that is dissing Long Island is making some good points. And some shitty ones.

I'm from Syosset, in Nassau. The people here tend to be snobby rich idiots who don't care about anything besides themselves, money, sex, and when the next time they'll get drunk or high is.

What you are WRONG about-

There is not a damn sane person on Long Island that thinks we are part of New York CITY. We are New Yorkers- because we live in New York STATE. Not because we live in the city. Can you call someone from Florida a Floridian? Yep. Then you can call someone from NY a New Yorker.

And all you people that say Long Island, OR New York City is ghetto needs to get a clue. Ghetto's are extreemly poor areas that were overpopulated to an extreeme because the Nazi's forced Jewish people into them. If you think that wearing baggy clothes, speaking inchoherintly and wearing a huge cross on your neck makes you Ghetto- you make me laugh.

Oh, and why do I not find myself a tourist when I go to the City? I'm there about every other weekend, usually for two days and I spend the night. Me and my friends laugh at all the idiots who walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk and stop to point up and go "woah.. look at the giant cup of noodles! Its acutally STEAMING!" We actually saw someone 3 days ago who was looking for the Rockefeller Christmas Tree in Times Square. That was quite amusing.

So.. key points.
_______________

-Long Island is NOT part of New York City
-People from LI are still New Yorkers
-Long Island is south of the city, therefore we are NOT upstate. Different region, smartones.
-If you are posting on a website from a COMPUTER, you are NOT ghetto.
Get over youreselves. Quick.

(:icononionpanicplz: JESUS PEOPLE! GOSH!)


7. What month were you born in?


The month in which the sexiest people are born (especially since most were concieved in february-the month of love-9 months earlier)
She is so hot, she was clearly born in November.

(UM.... :iconorzplz: there's gotta be some sorta lie in this)

8. Who is the last person you talked to?

:iconpizza-tron-2010:

um...I don't know how to do this one honestly :iconnyorononionplz:

9. What is one of your nicknames?


I'll give two of my nicknames instead of one

It is an adjective that means small and/or miniature in a good or cute way. Normally used to describe (young) people or animals, and is endearing. This word, along with kawaii and several other Japanese words, have been taken by America's "Wapanese" who have gone overboard in accentuating their English speech with Japanese words. "Chibi" was probably first introduced to the West through anime, and probably from the name of Sailor Chibimoon, in Sailor Moon.

Synonym: chiisai
Antonym: ooki
Aa anata wa mada chibi kodomo da na, atoato kitto seijin ni naru yo


(:iconiwantitplz: OH MY GOD! I just WHY? :icononionxdplz:)

and second

The short sexy type. Always on alert. A force only to be reckoned with if you understand her heart. The best friend anyone can possibly have. With curves like a dirt road on a drunk night. Very probable to be the most intriguing person you've ever met. Irresistable to the point of addiction. Any man who comes in contact will quiver, and have no self control to turn the other way. Can stop a heart from beating, and bring the beat back with only her smile. The best wife any man could ever desire. Perfect in every way.
Who is that man's wife?

Idk but by how she looks and acts she must be a jessi.

(:iconpetrifiedplz: I just, what? I don't understand this :iconcuriosityplz:)

I don't tag people so whoever wants to do it can honestly do it if they want, I'm not gonna force anyone to
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